Who am I plugging with?

For God's sake, my husband, Mr Power, is just absolutely crap in bed. How am I meant to

be satisfied? This dick is like so tiny. Why the fuck did I ever marry him? Oh yeah, that's

right, for his money. So here I am, totally unsatisfied, Saturday night in bed with my

little *********** the bastard. So I've got no choice but to dial

a dick and I've got on speed dial. It's not the first time I've done it. Hi, is that a