Stephanie Bews muses by the fire.

I've just come back from a really good evening out and I thought, what can I do to get myself

excited? I'm here all on my own you see. So I thought I know, I'll look through the magazine

and phone up one of these numbers. I'm hot and ready for you it said. She doesn't sound

very hot to me. Oh well. I feel quite sorry for you boys, phoning up these numbers. They

never say anything do they? Never get very interesting. Well don't worry because you