I will teach you how to suck a dick properly

Hi honey, um, I have a little news for you. You see, you're just not cutting it for me anymore.

You're becoming such a loser in the bedroom, so fucking drab. All you ever want to do is missionary.

You never want to do anything kinky or crazy. And I have a little, I guess you want to call it a negotiation,

to give to you, either yous for being a little kinkier, a little crazier, and fulfilling all of my ultimate fantasies,

or else, you're out of here. First and foremost, I want two boys in the bedroom, that's right.