Are you a real doctor, honey?

Here we are, Maddy. I want you to take off all your clothing and put this on.

Okay. I'm just so nervous, you know. I'm just a newlywed, you know.

Oh, really? When did you get married?

Well, uh, well, just last week. I mean, I was a virgin 'til then, and I'm just so scared

of getting pregnant.