18th Bareback Birthday (FULL version!)

What's cracka-lacking man? Not much. So what'd you drag me over here for? How'd you even hear about me?

I mean was it Mason Winters told you or something? Something like that. Something like that?

Oh, okay. It's like there's this photographer who likes to watch and I'm like... Yeah, I'm a perv. Of course you are. Definitely a perv. I'm a cute perv though. That is true.

Yes, thank you so much. Kind of like a younger Brad Pitt. Yeah, here you go, here's your $20. Keep talking, you'll make some money.

So what's up man? You know why I'm here. It's my friend's birthday. No way, seriously? It is. He just turned 18. He just turned 18?